"To Whoever It May Concern"

last SG · 2006-09-06T15:08:09+00:00

dear fatum... go and die lah cannot say here. ahahahahahahahahhahahahahha.... maybe one day you will know lor...

Rhonda SG

Dear Zhi-Cha Dishes,

Stop appearing in my daydreams, can?

Forever Growling,
Stomach

Rhonda SG

Dear Neighbourhood Pub,

When I finally gather enough courage to drop by for dinner and a drink after work one day, can you PLEASE make sure there are friendly dudes around who will come over and talk to me and make me laugh? PUH-LEEEES?!

But no need to walk me home because in the Aussie context, that might mean a different thing that I'm not ready for! Laughing Twisted Evil

Feasting on Eye Candy,
Rhonda

laurence82 SG

Rhonda SG

Not-So-Dear Lau,

You wanna die a slow, torturous death, IZZIT?! Evil or Very Mad

You kiam-pak,
Rhonda

Rhonda SG

Dear Library,

Can don't close so early so that I can use the computers to surf for longer periods of time? Crying or Very sad

Deprived,
Rhonda

gd4u SG

Dear bugger,

I am not surprised that u just came to realise that i am more resourceful than u. But pls note that I am not operating a resource centre, stop bugging me to help u do this, do that... I am also not ur maid. Next time, bring ur maid to school... Bugger, I hope u can read this ...

Yours Hatefully,
gd4u ...

shinta SG

Dear Icannotusethetoiletproperly,

Pls wear diapers to work if u can't do ur biz w/o dirtying the cubicle.

pls understand that gettin my pants wet with ur urine is not very nice.

unless u use urine to shower... otherwise pls be more considerate.

the auntie very kelianz..

yours angrily
shinta

the Bear SG

Dear inflamed back..

now that i've launched a multi-pronged assault on you, please do the right thing an die already...

your owner
the Bear

Laughing

Rhonda SG

Dear Ah Bear,

I do a clean job of deboning chicken and fish. You reckon I can do a clean de-boning job for you and remove the source of your angst once and forevermore?

Your very helpful Missy,
Rhonda

Twisted Evil

the Bear SG

Dear Cult Leader..

It's got nothing to do with the bone actually.. It's a lot to do with soft tissue which has started to swell.

Now, if you can steal some anti-inflammatory steriods like Hydrocortisone, I'll be grateful.

battered and bruised
the Bear

Rhonda SG

Dear Ah Bear,

I'll go check out the Pharmacy here, see if they have Hydrocort or not. Too bad I'm not there otherwise I can administer Hydrocort injections to you in the comfort of your home, and you'll need that familiar comfort too, cuz I'll be using the Gauge 19 needle! Twisted Evil

Da Devil Incarnate,
Rhonda

BabyRS SG

Dear Devil's Bar Memberships Committee,

Why should I pay $20 to replace my expired membership card just because I didn't inform you of my change in address? Rolling Eyes

Just too bad... I actually informed you out of courtesy since I was there yesterday. Now I know the reason why I haven't been there for a very long time. Neutral

Fine way to treat your members, don't you think? None of our members are made to pay anything because we consider them our valued customers. Maybe that's something for you guys to think about.

Disappointed,
Baby.

laurence82 SG

Devil Bars got a very rowdy crowd

udontknowme SG

to: someone

THANKS FOR YOUR KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very Happy

-udon-

elindra SG

Dear Bear,

I have a few tubs of Hydrocortisone cream at home
Maybe it you set up a lab you can somehow extract all the steriods out of them.

Yours caringly,
Pinky Bear Razz

udontknowme SG

dear guy three doors away

please stop arguing with your gf.
and if she wants to go back to her room, LET HER Rolling Eyes
i dont want to hear people screaming and crying things like "i dont want to be raped" and "im not a wh0re" at 3 in the morning
its extremely disturbing Neutral

-udon-

alexkusu SG

Dear Chinanese

Why are you so possesive? Why do you cry like a girl to cheat sympathy? Why are you so insecure? Let her go, set her free, cant you see she is unhappy with you?

To be Continued
XXX
Alex
Evil or Very Mad

Fatum SG

dear udon

perhaps you should have called the police .... perhaps she was really getting raped ... remember the famous case in the US where a girl was raped and murdered in a back alley somewhere and everyone on the block heard her, but no one called the police cos everyone thought someone else already did ? ....

unsettlingly yours,
A Gallant gentleman .... Neutral

udontknowme SG

dear Gallant gentleman Laughing

i know nothing is happening.
but it IS disturbing to hear such things at 3 in the morning.
and besides, sometimes they argue with the door open Rolling Eyes
or the girl locks herself in the bathroom and they argue like that...one in the bathroom, one outside banging on the door

btw, that thing about people not calling cos they think someone else did...there is term for that...but i forgot Embarassed Laughing Neutral

thanks anyways

-udon-

alexkusu SG

Dear Udon

Pics and vid clips would be nice

Cheers
A concerned forumnite

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